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Denise Richards

When she first acheived widespread notoriety for her scheming-murderess role in Wild Things, Denise Richards seemed keen to maintain a certain distance from such bad-girl roles.

More recently, however, her domestic controversies — against such bores as Charlie Sheen and the snooty residents of her gated community in Calabasas — raise the possibility that Ms. Richards has bound her inner dominant streak, and is poised to emerge as a true Hollywood Vamp.

We certainly hope so, and think so... and so offer this tribute Ms. Richards: Five things we like. The legs, the lips — yes, admittedly. We like to be a little more cerebral, so yes, there's more to it than that. To wit:

1. She's a vamp. We've always had a crush on Heather Locklear too. But a girl who could seduce Ms. Locklear's beaux away from her, steal him — and then dismiss him from the affair? Now that's a femme fatale.

2. She's a lover. It's hard to date the most important lesbian kiss scene exactly, but Ms. Richards is certainly a key leader of the trend. Madonna-cum-Britney's tete-e-tete was hot as hell and passed the Popinatrix torch; Sarah Michelle Gellar's Cruel Intentions is one of the big screen's great kisses of any kind; and Sharon Stone's woman-to-woman scene in Basic Instinct probably sparked the trend. But Richards's Wild Things tongue-lock with Neve Campbell in 1998 — to catch the clip, click here — certainly ranks in our top ten girl-on-girl encounters. And it predated Madonna, Britney Gellar, et al by several years... all but Ms. Stone.

3. Charley Sheen. One need hardly elaborate — it's like 1989, when all one had to say was "Dan Quayle." Okay, we'll embellish a little. First Denise domesticated the original "Wild Thing," and now, she's humiliated him, reducing him to a profanity-racialism spewing telephone message guy. (C'mon, Charlie, real hunks don't leave voice mails.)


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4. She's got legs. We just had to mention these. In the shot nearby, we see at once a lovely composition, combined with excellent wardrobing and placement — look at that pullover creeping up, if you can stand it for more than a few seconds — and, well, simple physical loveliness. This shot exhibits perhaps the smoothest, shinest legs ever photographed, in a genre that strives for those attributes.

5. Sense of humor and proportion. Remarkably, given her superstar status, Ms. Richards has kept these. For example: "Yeah, some kids [in high school] called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh."

— L. d'A, Contributing Editor

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