Britney Spears dominatrix. Man troubles? Put a leash on it.

"Stand on your man.."

(Continued)

Femocratic theory, and sheer observation, implies that males — considering their Samson-like vulnerability — are the weaker sex.

It follows, as Diana the Valkyrie observes, that the logical option for a distressed Britney Spears is, "Join the Marines."

"Seriously?," a DieForHer correspondent asked, boldly. "Isn't Ms. Spears a bit out of shape?"

"Perhaps," the Valkyrie answered. "But I'll be happy to train her."

Looking for a few good men? Nah. The Valkyrie notes that the real role of the Marines: "Crush males."

DieForHer asked the U.S. Marine Corps public affairs office if they'd welcome Ms. Spears, the better to kill male terrorists around the world.

"Well, our mission is to subdue as many enemy as possible, by whatever means," a USMC public affairsperson answered. "If Ms. Spears wanted to join, just like any other American, we would welcome her."

TO MANY FEMME-ANISTS, it's just a matter of clarifying the natural order.

"You've got to get your expectations and your repsective roles straight from the start," says British Mistress Evil (photo nearby, male appropriately positioned).

"Everything else flows from that."

"As a teenage girlydom in Russia," notes DieForHer's Princess Fatale, "I know that males are not only willing, but longing, to be a carpet under the feet of a beautiful woman like Britney.

"To me it's not that complicated."

But Britney is not without sympathizers, even among Strong Women.

"SHE's UNDER a lot of pressure," notes DieForHer's Dietrich. "Give her a break."

"Once she's back on her feet," Dietrich winks — with a male in an appropriate position, certainmoi — "she can dish it out."

What should Britney do? Contact her via her offical home page here and encrouage her to stop being the carpet, and be, in the words of Princess Fatale, "the spiked heel."

For many women, of course, Britney Spears is the Bear Stearns of females. She could easily crush males under her feet.

Bail her out? Why?

"I like her," answers fetish model and dominatrix Jhanna. "She is a victim of male socity — hopefully, one of the last."

AS WELL, there's solidarity to consider. DieForHer considers the approach of Dante Posh, Dietrich, and Goddess Angelina — all femdoms for one, and one for all — to make eminent sense.

If this dictim makes sense, then it's only logical for femocrats around the world to unite behind one of their most powerful potential allies — the seductive and ineluctable Popinatrix Ms. Spears.

For 5000 years, males — rightly fearing their loss of power if a level playing field were to be established — demonstrated just this kind of solidarity.

No reason why the female of the species shouldn't promote world peace in its own more reasonable, more natural way.

There's also — well, there's an alternative. As Mistress Aphrodite — also known as "the Spanish Lady" — notes in an exclusive analysis for DieForHer.com....

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