" Just sited " -- Interactive Blackmail

A month or so ago, one of our regular readers began pleading with us to check out the web site and clip store for a young femdom goddess named Princess Ceara.

"The Most Holy Ceara's clip is up to NUMBER ONE on the clips4sale store -- and rising!," wormboy gushed this week. He neglected to explain the math involved in rising above number one, but, oh, well -- the male brain will get confused at times.

At least his initial report was right. Ceara Lynch's Interactive Blackmail title was, and is as of this writing, the best-selling clip offered at the whole Clips4Sale universe. The captures nearby are excerpted from it. (All images copyright (c) Ceara Lynch, all rights reserved.)

Thus after receiving the nth missive above, and a number of annoying texts, we took pity and agreed it was time to check out Ceara's site. Indeed, long overdue.

AS THE EYE-candy provided suggests, the 23-year-old princess has a combination of girlydom looks and femme fatale sophistication -- and the wardrobe for either mode -- that seems to induce men to run, not walk, towards their own impoverishment and demise.

Devotees of the classic cinema will appreciate her new-millennium update of the once-brooding dominant persona -- Femme Fatale 7.0, if you will.

"I still remember practicing my 'evil smile' in the mirror as a little Girl when no one was around," she writes. "I loved the idea of being a cruel femme fatale under the guise of an innocent young 7-year-old."

In this case, practice made perfect. Looking back over her clips since 2008 — now updated daily to feed your hopeless addiction — one notices a strong and rising presence of such themes as complete financial transfer, secretarial takeover, black-widow manipulation, and gratuitously cruel man-crusher.

Yet it's all carried off with coquettish aplomb and an air of off-handed bemusement. At least until the deed to the house is signed and the accounts emptied out, and Ms. Lynch firmly announces her indifference to the ensuing fate of her victims — indeed, her amusement at their destruction.

IN ONE CLASSIC series, Ms. Lynch portrays a helpful psychiatrist who, through the wonder of POV video, analyzes your foot fetish, panty-hose, and other fetish difficulties — all the while feeding them, of course. In the most-recent installment, Dr. Lynch closes the financial noose in a most exquisite way.

(We won't spoil the ending, though. Indeed, we're hoping Dr. Lynch will be making many more appearances.)

What doesn't show through from the photos or even clips alone is Ceara's auto-amused appreciation of her own powers — and the way she relishes using them not simply to further her own ends, but to facilitate the much-deserved self-destruction of her male acolytes.

After one sick bastard paid some $500 or $600 not to have his photo posted, she posted it anyway. "I especially enjoy the fact" that he realized he was the loser all the way around in the transaction, she blogs — yet still continued in hopeless-helpless adoration.

"I warned you I was dangerous," Ceara notes during one video, Home wrecker, in which she completes a slave's net-worth transfer while driving him over the edge of sexuo-mental sanity. "I can make you do just about anything," she exalts as she adjusts her hosiery (see gif file, left.)

Perhaps our shy correspondent didn't really overstate matters at all. Maybe Princess Ceara is number one — and yet, paradoxically, rising. Perfecting her style. Piling the tributes and the male-suicide totals even higher.

Yes, you know who you are, slave Richard. You know the login codes, and you know where to download that change in beneficiary form, the boilerplate power of attorney agreement, usw. You know your vindictive ex-wife's telephone number.

So what are you waiting for? Point, click, send. You have nothing to lose but your pride, your self esteem, and everything you own. And the loveliest thing is, Princess Ceara will be amused.