I’m not sure you’ll be able to enjoy my latest video, because it will only be published after your demise….
… but if somehow you get a chance to see it, you’ll probably be turned on all over again, as I describe to your grieving widow that your spectacular suicide, which made front pages from the New York Post to the FT, came just days after you basically signed over your will, and title to any non-estate assets, to me.
I think it was especially cool that one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world not only did all that, but was thoughtful enough to hurtle himself from the Empire State Building.
And thanks for shouting “Ran—deeeeee!” all the way down, just like I asked.
You’re probably wondering why I’m doing so much vamping in this clip, heartlessly showing your poor (now impoverished) widow how a few adjustments to my bra, dangling of my shoe, and smoothing of my vintage seemed fetish stockings could bring a “great man” to total self-destruction.
Well, there’s a simple reason. I’m guessing your distraught son — who’s independently wealthy — will probably be watching this “reading of the will” sometime. He’ll probably want to savor the same perfect seduction as his father. But I think maybe I’ll have him jump in front of the 5:45 to Greenwich at Grand Central Station.
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